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28

Aug

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 
beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend


27.8.14

27.8.14

(Source: wwadirectory)

sassy-bullshit:

I’m starting to get sick of feeling like I’m the last girl in the room that any boy would even take a second glance at.

greeneggandsam:

“WE THE UNWILLING/ TRAINED BY THE UNSKILLED/ TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE UNGRATEFUL”

(Source: likeafieldmouse)


Does she bring a drill with her?

Does she bring a drill with her?

xloveswift:

(x)

Taylor Swift being literally the most adorable thing ever

27

Aug

butttom:

*talking to my grandchildren* the only man i ever loved was harry styles *takes off reading glasses and stares out the window*